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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via thisis-sandpit-turtle)

plugs-over-drugs:

One day I’m going to start a christian blog and blog about Jesus and the christian ways and get lots and lots of hardcore religious followers and then one day just post DICKS AND DICKS AND GAY PORN FLOODING THEIR DASH

(via 1ssues)

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

(via bagginshires)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via shes-got-you-h-i-g-h)

psycotique:

why the fuck has it become cool and original to have a mental illness

YOU WANT A MENTAL ILLNESS? TAKE MINE. I DON’T WANT IT.

(via hawtttacos)

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

(via hethcakes)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via mydedicati0n)

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

(via hethcakes)